Name:	Toys
Author/Vendor:	Absolute Entertainment
Released:	1993
Type:	Action
Language:	English
Premise:	A old and wise toymaker decides to teach his young, irresponsible heir a lesson and allows the family toy factory to be taken over by a militaristic fanatic. Inspired by the live-action film starring Robin Williams.
Impressions:	A boring, lame movie inspires a boring, lame arcade game. Gag me with a Hoover somebody, before I start spewing some serious chunkage. This game's only redeeming aspect is its refund value - assuming you still have the receipt.
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